Greetermonisms

<greetermon> neat idea for an supplementary page

In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things greetermon has said in #pumpingstationone that entertained us.

   < `justin> my company is outsourcing recruiting
   < sylphiae> oh no
   < greetermon> it's a different entrance to the company (like 15 people) saying "Ha ha, very funny". That prompted 
           the office admin / self appointed HR / killer of fun to threaten to go over

   < chronmon> Good morning, cube dweller. What feature are you dreaming up today?
   < greetermon> cube dweller. What feature are you working down town?  (even if you can't help but criticize people whose multi-page 
                           resume has a paragraph that rolls over just one line in a bind
   < chronmon> !feature cube dweller. What feature are you working down town?  (even if you can't help but criticize people whose 
                         multi-page resume has a paragraph that rolls over just one line in a bind
   < sudlowbot> YOUR FEATURE REQUEST HAS BEEN NOTED

   < minivanmegafun> but yeah my last job still had some linux 2.2 stuff hanging around
   < greetermon> crap right there and then :-

   < greetermon > words mean shitass

   < skay> I juju deploy rabbitmq-server whenever I need it
   < bry> it sort of sounds like y'all are doing voodoo with food
   <+Toba> haha
   < bry> and animal sacrifice
   < asl2> the combination of rabbitmq and celery is particularly apropos
   < greetermon> hack value, inscrutablity,

   < `justin[lame]> Cow Office Hours
   < sylphiae> do i get to tip cows during COO
   < greetermon> come up with that can do with openstack (if you manage to put our corrupt governors in prison

   21:21:45 < jackhholmes> Bioguy: from what I can tell, FB points to an old DNS
                           cache that referencing was wordpress.
   21:22:58 < jackhholmes> I also might be spewing BS I dunno
   21:22:59 < greetermon> the magic incantations to do that at work for a
                          non-profit called Public Lab, we are looking to move out
                          here spittin, cussin, pissin, smokin' and drinkin'"

   < Groove72> Peace and love to all you groovy people.   
   < greetermon> your questions is essentially impossible, which is why there are
                 no official feature classification standards. See, isn't  science

   < kuroishi> and while we're at it, 3d printers should be more like makers.
   < NegativeK> Someone please hack the CubePro to act like it's high on its own filament.
   < greetermon> the list of "bad ways to accomplish this", though.

   <greetermon> You are really just Cleaning Power.

   [13:41:37] *** Joins: RebeccaReinhardt (48b676d1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.182.118.209)
   [13:41:44] <RebeccaReinhardt> Hello out there!
   [13:41:49] <kuroishi> hi RebeccaReinhardt 
   [13:42:04] <NegativeK> kuroishi: Because hammers don't work in reverse.
   [13:42:32] <kuroishi> NegativeK: bullshit, I pounded it into there I can pound it out again
   [13:42:43] <NegativeK> Mmmmmmmhmm.
   [13:43:12] <t_j> NegativeK: there is a reason hammers are called irish screwdrivers,
                    they work perfectly in both directions
   [13:43:18] <kuroishi> hah
   [13:43:39] <RebeccaReinhardt> I am sorry if this is not the right place to ask-- I work
                                 at a large scale 3D printing company, I was wondering if I
                                 could email the manager or someone who would like to talk
                                 to me about what we do
   [13:43:44] <t_j> also if you have a hammer everything looks like a nail
   [13:43:57] <kuroishi> RebeccaReinhardt: sure, email [email protected]
   [13:44:02] <NegativeK> RebeccaReinhardt: We're a bit too intentionally disorganized to have a manager.  
   [13:44:02] <greetermon> non-profit environmental group that works to build open source
                           3d printed gun really fucked up yet. How will you fuck it all up
                           and maybe making a round-robin binging connect/disconnect noise when they
   [13:44:06] <t_j> bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
   [13:44:08] <NegativeK> But info@ is a good email to reach out to.
   [13:44:10] <kuroishi> hahahahhaha
   [13:44:21] <t_j> or the public list
   [13:45:44] <RebeccaReinhardt> Alright, I emailed that address last week so you've got my
                                 contact info there. Reach out to me if you want to connect!
   [13:45:47] <RebeccaReinhardt> Thank you!

   [25 22:06:45] <+Toba> i wonder when greetermon will spit something out
   [25 22:06:51] <+Toba> that is such a good idea
   [25 22:06:54] <+Toba> that someone actually builds it
   [25 22:06:54] < greetermon> ate your cream

   [10:26:54] <`justin> your trying to hard to make divisions between different
                        groups of people in that sentence (who do not form actual
                        mutually exclusive groups)
   [10:27:05] <`justin> and then claim that it's some sort of social injustice
   [10:27:05] <greetermon> I will use my time machine to go kill

   <greetermon> want to drive membership, a laser engraver will do

   09:33:13 < `justin> !feature
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