The Balloon Baron (aka Jim) is a Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man.
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'''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2009 & 2010 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
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He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too.
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Things Jim Does Well:
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He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
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-Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done
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-Tries
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-Sometimes draws and does art stuff
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-dreams big
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-vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1
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He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too.
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Things Jim Does Horribly:
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-speaks with an "inside voice"
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-does things on time
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-understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes