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− | <IMG SRC="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/painfultruth/burkelogo4.jpg" ALT="This is Jim's Logo. This is what he does when he's a bored hipster. Whoops.">
| + | [[File:Balloon Baron James Tiberius Burke.jpg|thumb|James Tiberius Burke – Balloon Baron]] |
− | The Balloon Baron (aka Jim) is a Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man.
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| + | This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh? |
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− | He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
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− | He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot one too. | + | '''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2010 & 2011 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no. |
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| + | He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too. |
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| + | '''Things Jim Does Well:''' |
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| + | -Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done <br> |
| + | -Tries <br> |
| + | -Sometimes draws and does art stuff <br> |
| + | -dreams big <br> |
| + | -vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1 <br> |
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| + | '''Things Jim Does Horribly:'''<br><br> |
| + | -speaks with an "inside voice"<br> |
| + | -does things on time<br> |
| + | -understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes<br> |
| + | -mechanical engineering<br> |
| + | -ending on a high note<br> |