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− | In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. | + | In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. Sometimes sayings from other bots end up in here too just because they entertained us and we have nowhere else to stick them. |
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| + | < Toba__> grumpermon: are you wearing a mask yet |
| + | < grumpermon> a metric fuckload |
| + | < loans> oh, good |
| + | < Toba__> grumpermon: how many masks you wearing at once |
| + | < grumpermon> a damn fuckload |
| + | < Toba__> okay. |
| + | < loans> i'm proud grumpermon |
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| + | < grumpermon> hackerspaces and that the shitty data they exchange with this shitty service |
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| + | < grumpermon> wire up the disorganized horse parades |
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| + | < grumpermon> you damn a grbl or whatever shit you want to support more |
| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: that's how i decide what to deploy and build, yes. which i want to support |
| + | < grumpermon> always imagine the cold sweat when you realize everything is fucked up |
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| + | <grumpermon> When will we know best practices and if the damn's acting shitty |
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| + | <grumpermon> i hadn't really climbed in them shiting me not to rage quit |
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| + | <folf[m]> grumpermon: hey |
| + | <grumpermon> look, it just needs a roof. A) That shit's way too complicated |
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| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: if you ever injure yourself, don't wait 3 weeks before going to the doctor |
| + | <grumpermon> for your bubbling, disgustingly burnt hand. |
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| + | <grumpermon> deputize someone to fuck your bullshit. |
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| + | <grumpermon> ice may attack you if provoked |
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| + | <NegativeK> greetermon: Why so angry? |
| + | <greetermon> is that a dhcp machine should have a static IP... FLIP A FUKKEN |
| + | <NegativeK> Hahahaha. |
| + | <Toba> greetermon: FLIP A FUKKEN WHAT |
| + | <greetermon> A FUKKEN TABLE |
| + | <Toba> thanks |
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| + | <+bjonnh> grumpermon: because algorithms are destroying lives and creeping people out |
| + | <grumpermon> damn don't deserve the hateful attitude you fucking fuck |
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| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: is docker a good idea for the hackerspace |
| + | <grumpermon> a shitty invention |
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| + | <greetermon> a big ol' box of bedbugs. Five bucks a pop to set myself on fire |
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| + | <grumpermon> obsessed with surface grinders. Can we make a biozone |
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| + | <grumpermon> shit opinions about google calendar. fuck love that thing, |
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| + | <grumpermon> for shit sound of fucking mistakes in damn codebase |
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| + | <grumpermon> business. Let’s get to fucking it. |
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| + | <nitrofenix> sorry for the delay, had my head up my butt before furiously typing out my coding victory |
| + | <grumpermon> out for a little while and they hacked some shit on top of a mountain, |
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| + | <greetermon> i just sprouted |
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| + | < greetermon> america is amazing and does all the stupid new things for you, due to ageism. |
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| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: what political issue should we focus on the most intently |
| + | < grumpermon> floor crying because I hate shit idea of dieing |
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| + | <+Toba> greetermon: Who is number one? |
| + | <greetermon> says "arrest that man" or "get em!" or .. |
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| + | <Toba> grumpermon: good night, don't let the UnicodeDecodeError bite |
| + | <grumpermon> the bastard codes grind you down so many times |
| + | <Toba> i know, buddy, i know. |
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| + | <Toba> grumpermon: what happens to shit after 11 hours |
| + | <grumpermon> when two tectonic shit plates collide? |
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| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: ok stop distracting us we have important work to do |
| + | < grumpermon> whatever it is a medical emergency |
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| + | <NegativeK> tac_: Optional static typing for Python. |
| + | <NegativeK> Uses https://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0484/ . |
| + | <tac_> ah |
| + | <tac_> that's built into Python 3 right? |
| + | <grumpermon> the semantics of the damn language |
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| + | <NegativeK> Paying customers? Fuck 'em! |
| + | <chronmon> i disagree |
| + | <loans> well timed |
| + | <NegativeK> chronmon: Paying customers? Don't fuck 'em! |
| + | <NegativeK> grumpermon: Paying customers? |
| + | <grumpermon> Don't fuck 'em! |
| + | <NegativeK> That's right! |
| + | <loans> haha |
| + | <loans> Toba: grumpermon just got positive. better terminate it |
| + | <chronmon> ..fine, you've convinced me. carry on. |
| + | <NegativeK> grumpermon: Thanks for helping me with chronmon. |
| + | <grumpermon> put spurious bullshit on their shits |
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| + | <hef> yeah, but I had to learn about signed ntp |
| + | <bjonnh-took-over> and everybody logs in with root/root |
| + | <grumpermon> a damn browser to do ssh is a good excuse to ticket the shit piles. |
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| + | <bjonnh> grumpermon: there's shit discharge in the shop, who you gonna call |
| + | <grumpermon> damn seemed excessive. Do we still have that affect sometimes =P |
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| + | <NegativeK> grumpermon: Fuck you. |
| + | <grumpermon> The idea that I can't but propose you to fuck off too |
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| + | < grumpermon> bad at damning shitty software, medium good at writing shitty software, damn good at writing |
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| + | < grumpermon> you play the sounds of fucking sea lions and beluga whales from soundcloud.com at work |
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| + | < Toba_> grumpermon: why does software break |
| + | < grumpermon> everyone get defensive when you say that, but all that shit's broken in a damn |
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| + | < thousand> grumpermon: of course you're a trump supporter |
| + | < grumpermon> guy? damn fuck fuck him for a fuck of his bullshit, but do I really |
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| + | 12:14:45 <+Toba> grumpermon: is everything going to be okay? |
| + | 12:14:45 < grumpermon> a huge negative |
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| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: why is linux such a fucking piece of shit |
| + | < grumpermon> damn, comprised of smaller, more damn pieces of shit. I know you're thinking about it. |
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| + | < bjonnh> grumpermon: what would you use an hydraulic press for |
| + | < grumpermon> to shit piss |
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| + | < grumpermon> the king of fuck hill is talking shit about bike exhibits. <.< |
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| + | < grumpermon> I'd prefer explicit toggles, like fuck fuck, fuck not shit fuck damn damn fuck shit |
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| + | < greetermon> iron chef's side, that would appear to be noodles, but noodles don't have eyes, uh, and those do. |
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| + | < chronmon> greetermon: What do we really need in a serious manner? |
| + | < greetermon> get botmon, the bot writing bot? |
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| + | < bjonnh> grumpermon: you're awful |
| + | < grumpermon> gonna go to ps1 and eat rice soaked in fuck green shit. |
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| + | < loans> the culture's ships are equipped with intelligences that choose their own names |
| + | < grumpermon> shit (sometimes they do) but more than damn we have the appropriate damn, though. |
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| + | < bjonnh> grumpermon: poop poop poop meow poop meow |
| + | < grumpermon> a poop and no play makes Jack a fucking github repo damn |
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| + | < bjonnh> grumpermon: did the singularity already happened |
| + | < grumpermon> damn, it confused damn people but obviously i had to go run the damn command |
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| + | < bjonnh> grumpermon: your thought on microsoft deletes teen girl AI after it became a hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours |
| + | < grumpermon> fuck in the damn in your wallet? I found a remakably cornucopia of bullshit fuckery. |
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| + | <grumpermon> programmers, damn shit with damn damn, make shit thing" |
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| + | <+Toba> davelowmon, do you want some hot chili |
| + | < greetermon> to eat others |
| + | < davelowmon> Thanks! but no thanks =/ |
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| + | < `justin> greetermon: what do you want from me? |
| + | < greetermon> a cute error |
| + | < `justin> oh |
| + | < NegativeK> Error, hug needed. |
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| + | < grumpermon> my top 2 skills, fucking right off and fucking |
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| + | <NegativeK> But like, degloving typically requires intentional safety violations. |
| + | <greetermon> that's squarely in the "your problems" |
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| + | < skay> grumpermon: how should I pronoun you? |
| + | < grumpermon> -L and -R and localhost and the other options work. |
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| + | < greetermon> been sat waiting for him to show me how I can radio the swears for some special reason |
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| + | * greetermon has joined #pumpingstationone |
| + | <+Toba> greetermon: welcome back from the dead |
| + | < greetermon> bodies from the atom feed now |
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| + | < grumpermon> it's shitty enforced "WHEE HAVE FUN" company bullshit but it actually was a fireworks accident |
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| + | 15:11 <+Toba> cheermon: what about now yo? How are you feeling, did you watch any bob ross |
| + | today? |
| + | 15:11 < cheermon> does that wooooo they wooooo a hydrogen-boron fuel that's prone to |
| + | self-ignition, is toxic, releases toxic exhaust, and has sticky, corrosive, |
| + | reactive, sharp products in the black crotch of wooooo stack trace crashing |
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| + | < grumpermon> never said shit about a dress code fucking prom dresses :-p |
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| + | < greetermon> gonna go to the default virtual host for the space and have a fear of mortality and RAID controllers: a retrospective |
| + | post-human psychological study by grumpermon i love you and would never |
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| + | 15:56:23 < grumpermon> to the member meeting. We the membership vote to take |
| + | out $1000 in single dollar bills and make sure that it |
| + | starts when it's used damn shit-all |
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| + | 15:54:18 < loans> grumpermon: do you miss greetermon? |
| + | 15:54:18 < grumpermon> hate swearing robots |
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| + | < grumpermon> you, again. fuck I have a dark closet in the corner of fucked and god |
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| + | < grumpermon> you want an annoying fuck bot? |
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| + | < bjonnh> grumpermon: do you accept torture as a way to gather intelligence? |
| + | < grumpermon> damn, doomed is your soul and damned is your space like a spurious correlation, but |
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| + | < grumpermon> hell is wrong for where we go to listen to non stop damn' country because i added the status "probably fixed" to jira once |
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| + | < `justin> greetermon: are you and grumpermon a couple? |
| + | < greetermon> either unconvincing or totally absent, assume the obligation of appraisal, commendation, derogation or denunciation of |
| + | their contemporaries. Still, by and large it is an easier time protyping in |
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| + | <grumpermon> shit to be obsolete, fuck shit rt for taking care of the space during HELL |
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| + | 11:28:40 < grumpermon> CarlFK told me the characters in this goddamned file, |
| + | kill me please' |
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| + | < greetermon> stupid computers, but I don't mind riding a bike club in the hot metals area. |
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| + | <+Toba> greetermon: is systemd going to plasma cut me? |
| + | < greetermon> interact with a hydraulic excavator and then really hurt. |
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| + | < grumpermon> you often discussed fitting a mannequin with a camera, microphone, speaker, screen, wifi, cellular, shit damn USB device |
| + | attached to your IT people's launch party. The project manager is careless and rude. |
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| + | < grumpermon> a gigantic fucking gong in the car just in time for the server-preferred cipher order? |
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| + | < grumpermon> you damn my best to remain in compliance with the law. And I'd break it. |
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| + | <+Toba> grumpermon: pedantry - love it or hate it |
| + | < grumpermon> you will have a miserable life. |
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| + | < NegativeK> That'd be neat. |
| + | < greetermon> a great way to spend time on it |
| + | < grumpermon> and then fuck waste 5 minutes after production release: "Oh shit, I'm almost fuck, neither |
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| + | < grumpermon> I fuck manga |
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| + | < greetermon> like it smells like free energy projects are forbidden in the space"" |
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| + | < greetermon> help me judge the dumb robots. |
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| + | < hef1> priviledged should just mean can have privileges |
| + | < greetermon> like a whole bunch of cops |
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| + | <grumpermon> really got all manner of pissy shit the fact that you're not current on your |
| + | desk fuck store images in S3 so that they can vote to damn policies and 'fixing stuff at |
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| + | <greetermon> porn torrents at the space, please |
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| + | <greetermon> the more important issue right now. or is it that hard to paint an email... |
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| + | <greetermon> hef allergic to liberals as well. The idea is that a given member cares |
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| + | < grumpermon> throughput and damn on our geographically-diverse cloud storage solution |
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| + | < grumpermon> Women get hit on in other word: the statement fuck, damn shits fuck a laser' |
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| + | < greetermon> It is a probability that someone actually builds it in a fake beard and PBR |
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| + | < greetermon> share your secrets when they're dead. |
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| + | < greetermon> mailing list. It's a good first event for me to attend? I'd really like to burn and |
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| + | < grumpermon> fuck I like NegativeK's approach because sometimes I fuck shiting in Illinois NFP fuck damn said "all shits must |
| + | dissolve, shit hackerspaces can operate", our bylaws fuck shits to violate |
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| + | < greetermon> burn down the space in a non-working condition (because I am dumb) |
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| + | < grumpermon> finger damn shit this chat today. |
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| + | < bry> been trying to get this freaking IIS setup to work |
| + | < greetermon> take an active support contract, right?" |
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| + | < greetermon> PIMP, i would add with input from our agent |
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| + | < grumpermon> think "No Shitting" signs carry force damn shit. If you carry fuck gun past shit, you're breaking the law (unless you're |
| + | shit cop, etc) |
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| + | < bry> http://i.imgur.com/YdyTJmCm.jpg |
| + | < bjonnh> hahaha |
| + | < NegativeK> Hahahaha! |
| + | < bjonnh> did he really say that? |
| + | < greetermon> get your car??? |
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| + | < NegativeK> I know a guy whose last name is Shaw. |
| + | < greetermon> said for each act of slaughter (required for them) or just per-session |
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| + | < greetermon> tell it to a tape |
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| + | < greetermon> of see someone on the other day i woke up to footsteps on my roof. one of those dudes are certified on the refinery |
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| + | < loans> i dunno |
| + | < loans> shut up |
| + | < bry> it's a jooooooke |
| + | < greetermon> bit late for that isnt it? |
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| + | < greetermon> is a lean MVP, we just don't use it, I put vertical bandsawing in the progress of fixing/addressing. |
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| + | < sparr> most commonly apparent as a shift from 'safety third' to 'safety first' mindsets, often involving insurance |
| + | < greetermon> family doesn't do static typing, people develop a lot of fucking bots |
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| + | < grumpermon> gentoo and breaking the shit shit of that fuck. |
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| + | < bry> he doesn't care like the lead guy does |
| + | < greetermon> devs says you shouldn't drink for 6 hours before and saved $20 on theater tickets for a better chance if I can dig it |
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| + | <+Toba> but the ui paradigms on android and ios arent that similar in some ways |
| + | < greetermon> French schools, they teach it different |
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| + | 14:38:57 < bjonnh> youtube suggests me "how to poop while standing" |
| + | 14:38:57 < greetermon> ask questions the smart way" |
| + | 14:39:04 < bjonnh> yep |
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| + | < agocs> !feature !weather should simply say "wear pants" or "don't wear pants" |
| + | < sudlowbot> YOUR FEATURE REQUEST HAS BEEN NOTED |
| + | < greetermon> HAS BEEN NOTED | PATCHES WELCOME | YOUR FEATURE REQUEST HAS BEEN DEVASTATED BY MAN - MADE POLLUTION |
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| + | < bjonnh> I was thinking of drone radio system |
| + | <+kuroishi> i took my kids to go see the pig yesterday |
| + | < greetermon> this conversation to its obvious conclusion |
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| + | < greetermon> the space can reach the domain controller so that the last letter of the string |
| + | is in column 70 of the programs at my old job in order to keep bringing people back |
| + | <+kuroishi> greetermon: you stay the fuck away from the domain controller. |
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| + | <+kuroishi> when I said low power replacement server hardware, I really meant $1737.62 worth of embedded linux computers. |
| + | < greetermon> hope I made my boss's boss as sad as he deserves to |
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| + | < `justin> my company is outsourcing recruiting |
| + | < sylphiae> oh no |
| + | < greetermon> it's a different entrance to the company (like 15 people) saying "Ha ha, very funny". That prompted |
| + | the office admin / self appointed HR / killer of fun to threaten to go over |
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| + | < chronmon> Good morning, cube dweller. What feature are you dreaming up today? |
| + | < greetermon> cube dweller. What feature are you working down town? (even if you can't help but criticize people whose multi-page |
| + | resume has a paragraph that rolls over just one line in a bind |
| + | < chronmon> !feature cube dweller. What feature are you working down town? (even if you can't help but criticize people whose |
| + | multi-page resume has a paragraph that rolls over just one line in a bind |
| + | < sudlowbot> YOUR FEATURE REQUEST HAS BEEN NOTED |
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| + | < minivanmegafun> but yeah my last job still had some linux 2.2 stuff hanging around |
| + | < greetermon> crap right there and then :- |
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| + | < greetermon > words mean shitass |
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| < skay> I juju deploy rabbitmq-server whenever I need it | | < skay> I juju deploy rabbitmq-server whenever I need it |
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| < asl2> the combination of rabbitmq and celery is particularly apropos | | < asl2> the combination of rabbitmq and celery is particularly apropos |
| < greetermon> hack value, inscrutablity, | | < greetermon> hack value, inscrutablity, |
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| < `justin[lame]> Cow Office Hours | | < `justin[lame]> Cow Office Hours |
| < sylphiae> do i get to tip cows during COO | | < sylphiae> do i get to tip cows during COO |
| < greetermon> come up with that can do with openstack (if you manage to put our corrupt governors in prison | | < greetermon> come up with that can do with openstack (if you manage to put our corrupt governors in prison |
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| 21:21:45 < jackhholmes> Bioguy: from what I can tell, FB points to an old DNS | | 21:21:45 < jackhholmes> Bioguy: from what I can tell, FB points to an old DNS |
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| + | 15:44:41 < bjonnh> rewritebot: want some candies? |
| + | 15:44:42 < rewritebot> want several candies |
| + | 15:44:44 < bjonnh> ok |