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= <greetermon> neat idea for an supplementary page =
 
= <greetermon> neat idea for an supplementary page =
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In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us.
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In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. Sometimes sayings from other bots end up in here too just because they entertained us and we have nowhere else to stick them.
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   09:16:45 < greetermon> tell it to a tape
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   <grumpermon> When will we know best practices and if the damn's acting shitty
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  <grumpermon> i hadn't really climbed in them shiting me not to rage quit
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  <folf[m]> grumpermon: hey
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  <grumpermon> look, it just needs a roof. A) That shit's way too complicated
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  <+Toba> grumpermon:  if you ever injure yourself, don't wait 3 weeks before going to the doctor
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  <grumpermon> for your bubbling, disgustingly burnt hand.
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  <grumpermon> deputize someone to fuck your bullshit.
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  <grumpermon> ice may attack you if provoked
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  <NegativeK> greetermon: Why so angry?
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  <greetermon> is that a dhcp machine should have a static IP...  FLIP A FUKKEN
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  <NegativeK> Hahahaha.
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  <Toba> greetermon: FLIP A FUKKEN WHAT
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  <greetermon> A FUKKEN TABLE
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  <Toba> thanks
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  <+bjonnh> grumpermon: because algorithms are destroying lives and creeping people out
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  <grumpermon> damn don't deserve the hateful attitude you fucking fuck
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  <+Toba> grumpermon: is docker a good idea for the hackerspace
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  <grumpermon> a shitty invention
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  <greetermon> a big ol' box of bedbugs. Five bucks a pop to set myself on fire
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  <grumpermon> obsessed with surface grinders. Can we make a biozone
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  <grumpermon> shit opinions about google calendar. fuck love that thing,
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  <grumpermon> for shit sound of fucking mistakes in damn codebase
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  <grumpermon> business. Let’s get to fucking it.
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  <nitrofenix> sorry for the delay, had my head up my butt before furiously typing out my coding victory
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  <grumpermon> out for a little while and they hacked some shit on top of a mountain,
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  <greetermon> i just sprouted
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  < greetermon> america is amazing and does all the stupid new things for you, due to ageism.
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  <+Toba> grumpermon: what political issue should we focus on the most intently
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  < grumpermon> floor crying because I hate shit idea of dieing
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  <+Toba> greetermon: Who is number one?
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  <greetermon> says "arrest that man" or "get em!" or ..
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  <Toba> grumpermon: good night, don't let the UnicodeDecodeError bite
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  <grumpermon> the bastard codes grind you down so many times
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  <Toba> i know, buddy, i know.
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  <Toba> grumpermon: what happens to shit after 11 hours
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  <grumpermon> when two tectonic shit plates collide?
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  <+Toba> grumpermon: ok stop distracting us we have important work to do
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  < grumpermon> whatever it is a medical emergency
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  <NegativeK> tac_: Optional static typing for Python.
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  <NegativeK> Uses https://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0484/ .
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  <tac_> ah
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  <tac_> that's built into Python 3 right?
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  <grumpermon> the semantics of the damn language
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  <NegativeK> Paying customers? Fuck 'em!
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  <chronmon> i disagree
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  <loans> well timed
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  <NegativeK> chronmon: Paying customers? Don't fuck 'em!
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  <NegativeK> grumpermon: Paying customers?
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  <grumpermon> Don't fuck 'em!
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  <NegativeK> That's right!
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  <loans> haha
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  <loans> Toba: grumpermon just got positive. better terminate it
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  <chronmon> ..fine, you've convinced me. carry on.
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  <NegativeK> grumpermon: Thanks for helping me with chronmon.
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  <grumpermon> put spurious bullshit on their shits
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  <hef> yeah, but I had to learn about signed ntp
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  <bjonnh-took-over> and everybody logs in with root/root
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  <grumpermon> a damn browser to do ssh is a good excuse to ticket the shit piles.
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  <bjonnh> grumpermon: there's shit discharge in the shop, who you gonna call
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  <grumpermon> damn seemed excessive.  Do we still have that affect sometimes =P
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  <NegativeK> grumpermon: Fuck you.
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  <grumpermon> The idea that I can't but propose you to fuck off too
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  < grumpermon> bad at damning shitty software, medium good at writing shitty software, damn good at writing
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  < grumpermon> you play the sounds of fucking sea lions and beluga whales from soundcloud.com at work
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  < Toba_> grumpermon: why does software break
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  < grumpermon> everyone get defensive when you say that, but all that shit's broken in a damn
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  < thousand> grumpermon: of course you're a trump supporter
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  < grumpermon> guy? damn fuck fuck him for a fuck of his bullshit, but do I really
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  12:14:45 <+Toba> grumpermon: is everything going to be okay?
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  12:14:45 < grumpermon> a huge negative
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  <+Toba> grumpermon: why is linux such a fucking piece of shit
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  < grumpermon> damn, comprised of smaller, more damn pieces of shit. I know you're thinking about it.
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  < bjonnh> grumpermon: what would you use an hydraulic press for
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  < grumpermon> to shit piss
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  < grumpermon> the king of fuck hill is talking shit about bike exhibits. <.<
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  < grumpermon> I'd prefer explicit toggles, like fuck fuck, fuck not shit fuck damn damn fuck shit
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  < greetermon> iron chef's side, that would appear to be noodles, but noodles don't have eyes, uh, and those do.
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  < chronmon> greetermon: What do we really need in a serious manner?
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  < greetermon> get botmon, the bot writing bot?   
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  < bjonnh> grumpermon: you're awful
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  < grumpermon> gonna go to ps1 and eat rice soaked in fuck green shit.
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  < loans> the culture's ships are equipped with intelligences that choose their own names
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  < grumpermon> shit (sometimes they do) but more than damn  we have the appropriate damn, though.
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  < bjonnh> grumpermon: poop poop poop meow poop meow
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  < grumpermon> a poop and no play makes Jack a fucking github repo damn
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  < bjonnh> grumpermon: did the singularity already happened
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  < grumpermon> damn, it confused damn people but obviously i had to go run the damn command
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  < bjonnh> grumpermon: your thought on microsoft deletes teen girl AI after it became a hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours
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  < grumpermon> fuck in the damn in your wallet? I found a remakably cornucopia of bullshit fuckery.
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  <grumpermon> programmers, damn shit with damn damn, make shit thing"
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  <+Toba> davelowmon, do you want some hot chili
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  < greetermon> to eat others
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  < davelowmon> Thanks! but no thanks =/
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  < `justin> greetermon: what do you want from me?
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  < greetermon> a cute error
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  < `justin> oh
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  < NegativeK> Error, hug needed.
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  < grumpermon> my top 2 skills, fucking right off and fucking
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  <NegativeK> But like, degloving typically requires intentional safety violations.
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  <greetermon> that's squarely in the "your problems"
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  < skay> grumpermon: how should I pronoun you?
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  < grumpermon> -L and -R and localhost and the other options work.
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  < greetermon> been sat waiting for him to show me how I can radio the swears for some special reason
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  * greetermon has joined #pumpingstationone
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  <+Toba> greetermon: welcome back from the dead
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  < greetermon> bodies from the atom feed now
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  < grumpermon> it's shitty enforced "WHEE HAVE FUN" company bullshit but it actually was a fireworks accident
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  15:10 -!- cheermon [[email protected]] has joined #pumpingstationone
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  15:11 <+Toba> cheermon: what about now yo? How are you feeling, did you watch any bob ross
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              today?
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  15:11 < cheermon> does that wooooo they wooooo a hydrogen-boron fuel that's prone to
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                  self-ignition, is toxic, releases toxic exhaust, and has sticky, corrosive,
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                  reactive, sharp products in the black crotch of wooooo stack trace crashing
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  < grumpermon> never said shit about a dress code fucking prom dresses :-p
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  < greetermon> gonna go to the default virtual host for the space and have a fear of mortality and RAID controllers: a retrospective
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                            post-human psychological study by grumpermon  i love you and would never
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  15:56:23 < grumpermon> to the member meeting. We the membership vote to take
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                        out $1000 in single dollar bills and make sure that it
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                        starts when it's used damn shit-all
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  15:54:18 < loans> grumpermon: do you miss greetermon?
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  15:54:18 < grumpermon> hate swearing robots
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  < grumpermon> you, again. fuck I have a dark closet in the corner of fucked and god
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  < grumpermon> you want an annoying fuck bot?
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  < bjonnh> grumpermon: do you accept torture as a way to gather intelligence?
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  < grumpermon> damn, doomed is your soul and damned is your space like a spurious correlation, but
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  < grumpermon> hell is wrong for where we go to listen to non stop damn' country because i added the status "probably fixed" to jira once
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  < `justin> greetermon: are you and grumpermon a couple?
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  < greetermon> either unconvincing or totally absent, assume the obligation of  appraisal, commendation, derogation or denunciation of
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                            their  contemporaries. Still, by and large it is an easier time protyping in
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  <grumpermon> shit to be obsolete, fuck shit rt for taking care of the space during HELL
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  11:28:40 < grumpermon> CarlFK told me the characters in this goddamned file,
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                        kill me please'
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  < greetermon> stupid computers, but I don't mind riding a bike club in the hot metals area.
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  <+Toba> greetermon: is systemd going to plasma cut me?
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  < greetermon> interact with a hydraulic excavator and then really hurt.
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  < grumpermon> you often discussed fitting a mannequin with a camera, microphone, speaker, screen, wifi, cellular, shit damn USB device
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                            attached to your IT people's launch party.  The project manager is careless and rude.
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  < grumpermon> a gigantic fucking gong in the car just in time for the server-preferred cipher order?
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  < grumpermon> you damn my best to remain in compliance with the law. And I'd break it.
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  <+Toba> grumpermon: pedantry - love it or hate it
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  < grumpermon> you will have a miserable life.
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  < NegativeK> That'd be neat.
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  < greetermon> a great way to spend time on it
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  < grumpermon> and then fuck waste 5 minutes after production release: "Oh shit, I'm almost fuck, neither
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  < grumpermon> I fuck manga
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  < greetermon> like it smells like free energy projects are forbidden in the space""
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  < greetermon> help me judge the dumb robots.
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  < hef1> priviledged should just mean can have privileges
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  < greetermon> like a whole bunch of cops
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  <grumpermon> really got all manner of pissy shit the fact that you're not current on your
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                desk fuck store images in S3 so that they can vote to damn policies and 'fixing stuff at
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  <greetermon> porn torrents at the space, please
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  <greetermon> the more important issue right now. or is it that hard to paint an email...
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  <greetermon> hef allergic to liberals as well.  The idea is that a given member cares
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  < grumpermon> throughput and damn on our geographically-diverse cloud storage solution
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  < grumpermon> Women get hit on in other word: the statement fuck, damn shits fuck a laser'
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  < greetermon> It is a probability that someone actually builds it in a fake beard and PBR
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  < greetermon> share your secrets when they're dead.
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  < greetermon> mailing list.  It's a good first event for me to attend? I'd really like to burn and
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  < grumpermon> fuck I like NegativeK's approach because sometimes I fuck shiting in Illinois NFP fuck damn said "all shits must
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                            dissolve, shit hackerspaces can operate", our bylaws fuck shits to violate
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  < greetermon> burn down the space in a non-working condition (because I am dumb)
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  < grumpermon> finger damn shit this chat today.
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  < bry> been trying to get this freaking IIS setup to work
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  < greetermon> take an active support contract, right?"
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  < greetermon> PIMP, i would add with input from our agent
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  < grumpermon> think "No Shitting" signs carry force damn shit. If you carry fuck gun past shit, you're breaking the law (unless you're
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                            shit cop, etc)
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  < bry> http://i.imgur.com/YdyTJmCm.jpg
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  < bjonnh> hahaha
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  < NegativeK> Hahahaha!
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  < bjonnh> did he really say that?
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  < greetermon> get your car???
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  < NegativeK> I know a guy whose last name is Shaw.
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  < greetermon> said for each act of slaughter (required for them) or just per-session
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  < greetermon> tell it to a tape
    
   < greetermon> of see someone on the other day i woke up to footsteps on my roof. one of those dudes are certified on the refinery
 
   < greetermon> of see someone on the other day i woke up to footsteps on my roof. one of those dudes are certified on the refinery
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    15:44:41 < bjonnh> rewritebot: want some candies?
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    15:44:42 < rewritebot> want several candies
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    15:44:44 < bjonnh> ok
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