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[[File:Balloon Baron James Tiberius Burke.jpg|thumb|James Tiberius Burke &ndash; Balloon Baron]]
The Balloon Baron (aka Jim) is a Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man.
 
  
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This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh?
  
He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
 
  
He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot one too.
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'''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2010 & 2011 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
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He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too.
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'''Things Jim Does Well:'''
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-Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done <br>
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-Tries <br>
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-Sometimes draws and does art stuff <br>
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-dreams big <br>
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-vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1 <br>
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'''Things Jim Does Horribly:'''<br><br>
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-speaks with an "inside voice"<br>
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-does things on time<br>
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-understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes<br>
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-mechanical engineering<br>
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-ending on a high note<br>

Latest revision as of 14:36, 12 April 2011

James Tiberius Burke – Balloon Baron

This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh?


The Balloon Baron (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2010 & 2011 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.

He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too.

Things Jim Does Well:

-Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done
-Tries
-Sometimes draws and does art stuff
-dreams big
-vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1


Things Jim Does Horribly:

-speaks with an "inside voice"
-does things on time
-understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes
-mechanical engineering
-ending on a high note