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[[File:Balloon Baron James Tiberius Burke.jpg|thumb|James Tiberius Burke – Balloon Baron]]
This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh?
This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh?
'''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2009 & 2010 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
'''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2010 & 2011 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no.
He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too.
He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too.
Things Jim Does Well:
'''Things Jim Does Well:'''
-Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done <br>
-Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done <br>
-vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1 <br>
-vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1 <br>
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Things Jim Does Horribly:
'''Things Jim Does Horribly:'''<br><br>
-speaks with an "inside voice"<br>
-speaks with an "inside voice"<br>
-does things on time<br>
-does things on time<br>
-understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes<br>
-understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes<br>
-mechanical engineering<br>
-mechanical engineering<br>
-ending on a high note<br>
